Thursday, May 1, 2008

MADONNA's NeW Album:... MARIAH Who?

Madonna's Latest Studio LP
In Stores NOW!

I dont even know Where to Honestly begin in regards to reviewing what is, One of the BEST Albums to be released by a Music Icon, Production-Wise, in the Past Year or So; EXCLUDING Alicia Keys, of course.

For some reason, I did NOT Download any of the Pre-Released Tracks from this Album via Other Blogs, Music Sites, YouTube, or DailyMotion. MANY of My Favorite Socialites Sent Me various URL's and LINKS to Pre.View this Album for Early Post and Review, but I didnt actually Visit them. Instead, I WAITED, until Yesterday, inbetween Clients, to Purchase Madonna's 13th Studio Effort.

A-Fuckin-Mazing!

The Production of this Album SOARS Far and Above that of Mariah's latest Compilation, Mary's December release, Beyonce's 2006 'B Day', and EVERYTHING else, pretty much, MainStream. The Energy, Rhythms and Bellowed Beats of Madonnas HARD CANDY, 12 Track Masterpiece, presents Triumphs in the wave of Music and the Direction of its PoP/Hip-PoP/R&B, Mixological Genre. Not Only did Madonna garner the Musical Genius of Timbaland, Nate 'Danja' Hills, Justin Timberlake, and the Ultimate, PHARREL Williams, to Pen the Majority of the Tracks that comprise HARD CANDY, but its EVIDENT that She actually hand selected CERTAIN Tracks to appear on the album, in an order that transcends an Easy, Dance Hall Listen.

Though I am in LOVE with the Lead Single, 4 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD, it is Pharrel whose Tracks create the Seed and Bloom of Whats to Be, Madonna's Aging Classic. In the groove of her Timeless Material, LUCKY STAR, MATERIAL GIRL, HOLIDAY, INTO THE GROOVE, VOGUE, LIKE A VIRGIN and EXPRESS YOURSELF, Madonnas Most recent, Contemporary Material, is a Stem of What We have All Known, Heard and Xpected from her Majesty.

Pharrel has Contributed 7 Out of 12 Tracks to this Urban, Dance Hall Classic, and Im TELLING ALL of YOU that its Some of his BEST Work, since penning Britney Spears' 2001, Urban, CrossOver Materpiece, 'Im a Slave'.

There are THREE Tracks Back-to-Back, BEGINNING with Number 7, INCREDIBLE, followed by BEAT GOES ON ft. KANYE WEST, DANCE 2NITE ft. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, and SPANISH LESSON, that simply helms the Essense of MainStream, AirPlay Gold.

Though, I WILL agree with some of the harsher critics, that Some of the Material could have easily been recorded by Fashion Icon, GWEN STEFANI, or Chart Topper, NELLY FERTADO, There's Something Varying about this Work. What PHARREL does, Musically and Rhythmically with INCREDIBLE, is simply Innovation at its Most Promising Peak. He takes the Song, and Delivers 3-4, Completely Different Paces and Production Genres into One. Its Sooo SIN.Sational.

I LOVE and ADORE this Album. Seriously, THIS is going to be the Album that SoundTracks the Next 2 Seasons of My Life. From NOW, until the END of the Summer, I am Sooo going to be Blasting and Promoting this Album. So, for those of You who See Me, Chill with Me, Party with Me, Lay with Me, and Dance with Me between Today, May 1st, and Labor Day Weekend...

XPECT to Bite Into the Sweet, Rare, Musical Genius of MADONNA's 'HARD CANDY'

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

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