525 MILLION Dollar$ at $TAKE...

MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE DIVORCE

...after Spending 7 and 1/2 Years as Husband and Wife...

In Hollywood, 3 Years of Marriage is considered Phenomenol. 5-7 Years of Marriage is considered IconShip, and anything thereafter is just UnHeard of. Meanwhile, Madonna Cicone and Filmmaker, Guy Ritchie have been dodging SplitsVille Rumors since January of 2008. Yesterday, Spokespersons for both parties CONFIRMED the Seperation.

Upon ALL of the OTHER issues that plagued the couple, Madonna was looking to ADOPT another child from a foreign country, and Guy just wasnt interested. He isnt trying to build the 6 Member clan that Brad and Angelina have managed to do over the past few years. I DONT BLAME HIM! Guy is almost ten years YOUNGER than Madonna, anyways. They share a son, Rocco, along with Madonnas 12 year old daughter, Lourdes, and their African son, David.

As the couple will soon be battling it out as to who gets to keep the Homes in London, Los Angeles, New York and the 1200-acre retreat in Wiltshire, England, they must also decide how to split the $525 Million Dollars that they are securely worth.

...and Out of that $525 Mil, $490 of it belongs to Miss. Madonna. HOT!

More from The CANNES Film Festival...

The Cannes Film Festival

Presents

AMFAR'S

'Cinema Against Aids 2008 Benefit'

Hosted by

SHARON STONE

50 Years Old and Still Adorned in See-Through Animal Prints

Rose McGowen

YES...I Really DO Enjoy this Gown.

I Love the Ways in Which Rose is Always So Self-Expressive

The Legendary ICON:

Madonna

with

Hubby; Guy Ritchie

The Legendary R&B SongStress:

Mary J. Blige

with Hubby

Kendu

The Fashion Icon:

Dita Von Teese

...as The RUMORS Circulate about LindSay...

So, Lindsay Lohan, My All-Time Favorite, Young Actress and Teen Queen Celebrity Figure, has also been in attendance of The CANNES Film Festival, alongside her Gal Pal, DJ Samantha Ronson. The Media has created All Sorts of Buzz, for Lindsay was spotted Kissing Samantha on the Lips during a Night of Partying. While its still UNCLEAR to me, as to WHY Lindsay is still spending time with a 'Friend'; one who played a significant role in her Drug Abuse and Alcoholism, circa Lindsays 2 Stints in Rehab, I am UnSure as to whether or not the relationship between the two is Romantic or Strictly Friendly.

Though I am a very Supportive fan of Lindsays, I WILL admit that her Kissing Samantha, Who is Openly Gay, does NOT surprise Me in the least bit. Lindsay has proven to me, over the past two years, that She is a LONELY young lady. Lindsay spends a lot of her time, jumping from relationship to relationship; engaging in meaningless Sex-Ca-Pades, with young men who dont care too much about her inner spirit. Many of Lindsays most recent relationships occured while She was still a patient in rehab, as well as during the months immediately following her release. Lindsay uses Sex and the 'Feeling' of being Loved, and/or In-Love, as a filler for the voids that exist within her Life, Heart and Soul.

At this point, while Lindsay is battling to revive her career, she is going to continue to act out, for its Only been a year, roughly, since she Crashed her Mercedez Benz, Checked herself into a Hospital, and Months Later, Fled after an assistant, who randomly quit her position, during a Beach Party. Lindsay is still putting the pieces of her life together, and ANYONE, at this point, Who displays any type of emotional comfort towards her, is going to receive levels of romantic attention, which otherwise, Lindsay may never share.

Leaving Diddy's Yacht

LindSay and Samantha en route to Dinner at LeBaoli

Ive NEVER cared too much for Samantha. Though she and I have never met, I just dont judge her as the type of person who has Lindsays Best Interests at Heart. I really Dont. She seems to have a hidden agenda, which, as I see it, could be, taking advantage of Lindsay, emotionally, during periods in her life, such as now. Lindsay is still extremely vulnerable.

...The Moment BEFORE 'The KISS' that has The Media Circuit BUZZED...

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

The 61st Annual CANNES Film Festival

The 61st Annual

CANNES Film Festival
The Gorgeous Couple of 2005-2008

ANGELINA JOLIE & BRAD PITT

Promoting This Summers

KING FU PANDA

The CANNES Film Festival is One of the Worlds OLDEST and Most INFLUENTIAL and PRESTIGIOUS Film Festivals alongside VENICE and BERLIN. Cannes became extremely Important around 1946 for its CRITICAL and COMMERCIAL Interests, and for European Attempts to sell films on the Basis of their Artistic quality.

Given Massive Media Xposure, this Non-Public Festival is attended by Many Movie Stars, and is a Popular Venue for Film Producers to Launch their New Films, and to attempt to Sell their Works to Distributors Who come from ALL OVER the GLOBE.

MADONNA

Promoting Her Documentary about Devastation in Africa

CATE BLANCHETT

[Above and Below]

EVA Longoria-Parker

[Above and Below]

Eva with Aishwarya Rai
SELMA HAYEK
PENELOPE CRUZ
Dustin Hoffman with Lucy Liu
Gael Garcia Bernal- Danny Glover- Julianne Morre & Alice Braga


JULIANNE MOORE

Remember Her from The 1999 Teen Comedy?...
'SHE'S ALL THAT'
RACHAEL LEIGH COOK

GWYNETH PALTROW

...Looking Less than Gorgeous...

One of My FAVORITES...
NATALIE PORTMAN

MISCHA BARTON

Who Dresses Her?...Mischa just Always looks Sooo...

GOLDIE HAWN
STAR JONES

I have No Idea as to WHY Im even Posting this Photo

WHY is She HERE?

DITA VON TEESE

Always The Fem Fetale Ingenue

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

MADONNA's NeW Album:... MARIAH Who?

Madonna's Latest Studio LP

In Stores NOW!

I dont even know Where to Honestly begin in regards to reviewing what is, One of the BEST Albums to be released by a Music Icon, Production-Wise, in the Past Year or So; EXCLUDING Alicia Keys, of course.

For some reason, I did NOT Download any of the Pre-Released Tracks from this Album via Other Blogs, Music Sites, YouTube, or DailyMotion. MANY of My Favorite Socialites Sent Me various URL's and LINKS to Pre.View this Album for Early Post and Review, but I didnt actually Visit them. Instead, I WAITED, until Yesterday, inbetween Clients, to Purchase Madonna's 13th Studio Effort.

A-Fuckin-Mazing!

The Production of this Album SOARS Far and Above that of Mariah's latest Compilation, Mary's December release, Beyonce's 2006 'B Day', and EVERYTHING else, pretty much, MainStream. The Energy, Rhythms and Bellowed Beats of Madonnas HARD CANDY, 12 Track Masterpiece, presents Triumphs in the wave of Music and the Direction of its PoP/Hip-PoP/R&B, Mixological Genre. Not Only did Madonna garner the Musical Genius of Timbaland, Nate 'Danja' Hills, Justin Timberlake, and the Ultimate, PHARREL Williams, to Pen the Majority of the Tracks that comprise HARD CANDY, but its EVIDENT that She actually hand selected CERTAIN Tracks to appear on the album, in an order that transcends an Easy, Dance Hall Listen.

Though I am in LOVE with the Lead Single, 4 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD, it is Pharrel whose Tracks create the Seed and Bloom of Whats to Be, Madonna's Aging Classic. In the groove of her Timeless Material, LUCKY STAR, MATERIAL GIRL, HOLIDAY, INTO THE GROOVE, VOGUE, LIKE A VIRGIN and EXPRESS YOURSELF, Madonnas Most recent, Contemporary Material, is a Stem of What We have All Known, Heard and Xpected from her Majesty.

Pharrel has Contributed 7 Out of 12 Tracks to this Urban, Dance Hall Classic, and Im TELLING ALL of YOU that its Some of his BEST Work, since penning Britney Spears' 2001, Urban, CrossOver Materpiece, 'Im a Slave'.

There are THREE Tracks Back-to-Back, BEGINNING with Number 7, INCREDIBLE, followed by BEAT GOES ON ft. KANYE WEST, DANCE 2NITE ft. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, and SPANISH LESSON, that simply helms the Essense of MainStream, AirPlay Gold.

Though, I WILL agree with some of the harsher critics, that Some of the Material could have easily been recorded by Fashion Icon, GWEN STEFANI, or Chart Topper, NELLY FERTADO, There's Something Varying about this Work. What PHARREL does, Musically and Rhythmically with INCREDIBLE, is simply Innovation at its Most Promising Peak. He takes the Song, and Delivers 3-4, Completely Different Paces and Production Genres into One. Its Sooo SIN.Sational.

I LOVE and ADORE this Album. Seriously, THIS is going to be the Album that SoundTracks the Next 2 Seasons of My Life. From NOW, until the END of the Summer, I am Sooo going to be Blasting and Promoting this Album. So, for those of You who See Me, Chill with Me, Party with Me, Lay with Me, and Dance with Me between Today, May 1st, and Labor Day Weekend...

XPECT to Bite Into the Sweet, Rare, Musical Genius of MADONNA's 'HARD CANDY'

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

Miss.MADONNA is Coming Back HARD

The Living Legend and Cultural PoP ICON:

MADONNA

New Album

HARD CANDY

In Stores on Tuesday, April 29th

She MAY be getting ready to turn FIFTY. HOWEVER, Shes STILL Giving Janet, Britney, BeYonce, Jennifer, Christina and The Others...a Lil Xtra to Hope for, Work Towards, and Aspire to.

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

MADONNA: The Artist. The Innovator. The ICON.

The Musical Artist. The Creative Genius. The PoP ICON.
MADONNA
Honored and Inducted into

The ROCK & ROLL HALL of FAME

Waldorf Astoria

March 10, 2008

Presented by:

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

Madonna has been an Innovator of Musical Genres, Style and The Upper Echelons of American Fame for a Lil Over 25 Years to Date. As her FIRST Album, Self-Titled, was released to The Public in 1983, Madonna was set to have Her Presense, Image and alike, etched into The Marbles that MakeUp the MainStream. As Talented as She is Original, Daring and Iconic, Madonna actually DESERVES to Stand as the Premiere Staple of All Music Hall of Fame, Shine and Sanction.

CLASSIC!

Celebrating The Living Legend.

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~