Showing posts with label Brody Jenner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brody Jenner. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Though He's a Cutie...Its STILL a FLOP

BROMANCE
starring
Socialite, BRODY JENNER
Only 963,000 Viewers Tuned In
Though Brody Jenner is indeed one of the most attractive and appealing Socialites amongst the Hollywood Circuit, and The Underground Billionaire Boys Club, he still hasnt managed to garner a core, television audience. As his 2006 showcase, Prince's of Malibu was abruptly CANCELED in due part to Poor Viewership, it seems that his newest Reality Launch may be headed in the SAME direction.

The series' six episodes center around nine contestants vying for Jenner's friendship, or so they think.
"They thought the prize was just our friendship, but during the course of the show they find out that they get to win [a lease on] my place in downtown L.A.," Jenner says.
Until then, they're shacking up in a disgusting Frat house. "When we first met them, some of the guys were naked, and you don't even want to know what else. I was like 'put some clothes on!'" he says.

Monday, December 29, 2008

BANNED from YouTube: Nude Male Celebs


On September 1, 2008, I released the ABOVE POSTED Video. Within a two hour Time-Span, the compilation had garnered 766 Hits, and was ABRUPTLY snatched from YouTube. I was advised that the content VIOLATED the Terms and Services of YouTube's Rules and Regulations regarding Images and 'Appropriate' material.

BLAH!

Maybe the fact that Omar Epps, Taye Diggs, Terrance Howard, Marcus Patrick, David Beckam and Seth Gilliam are all NUDE in the Video, contributed to the Prude Pull of My Project.

Nevertheless, since it is the END of 2008, and Im sort of WRAPPING UP the year, Ive decided to SHARE these rarely-seen Videos with ALL of My Socialites & Celeb.U.Tantes.

I DO, indeed, HOPE you ENJOY Will Smith's BUTT, Brody Jenner's PENIS and Chace Crawford's CHEST.

Meanwhile, I had NO IDEA that Mario's Body was so CUT, or that the Cast of Grey's Anatomy had such Plump Cakes. Pass Me a Slice...of Each.

YUMMERS!

COMING SOON:
The New XEM VANADAMS WebSite
[Leaving BlogSpot]
also
The 2009 Xem VanAdams Premiere YouTube Video

Sunday, May 25, 2008

The MAXIM Hot 100 Party

The 2008 MAXIM Hot 100 Party
Young HollyWood gathered this week to Celebrate the Fame-Face-Fla$h & Fortune of their Daily Lives; to say the least. HA* Maxim sponsored their annual svete' to Honor those, 25 and Younger, who are Trendsetting and Reinventing PoP Standards in the Entertainment Industry. Some of this Years Most Attractive and Successful Reality Stars, Musical Performers and On-Screen Teens were invited to attend.

The Very Beautiful

CHRISTINA MILIAN

The Rumor Mill is Spinning that Christina is BACK in the Studio, recording a NEW Album.

I look forward to her NEW Material. I WISH that people would give attention to R&B Starletts, OTHER than BeYonce, Alicia, Mary and Mariah. Though I LOVE and ADORE the aforementioned R&B Starletts, I simply want to see OTHER Young Hopefuls, given a fair chance on the Music Map. Christina isnt the BEST Vocalist, but...Some of her Singles/Tracks really are SIN.Sational.

Malibu Prince:

BRODY JENNER

with

KEVIN FEDERLINE

I Wonder if Brodys Bracelet is an item included in the Summer collection of his ARCHANGEL Jewelry Line...?

Reality Screen Queen:

LAUREN CONRAD

I just watched the Season Finale of The Hills, YESTERDAY, as I took a break from my tideous, packing Xperience. Umm...its becoming More CLEAR to me, just how Scripted her show really is. Ive Missed at least 6 Episodes from this season, tho they are all still TiVod and Saved.

I dont understand HOW she cant Possibly UNDERSTAND the ways in which Audrina would be made to feel outcast and neglected, now that Lo has been brought into this Moving Picture. Its CLEAR that the dynamics of any relationship CHANGES once 'Other' individual forces surface. Its the story of Many Lives.

AUDRINA

Doesnt She Always Seem to Just Fall into the BackGround?

AMANDA BYNES
She will NEVER be a Lindsay-Love in My Heart. HOWEVER, I Loved her performance in SHE'S THE MAN, and thats WHY Ill continue to Support her Projects. She doesnt have any real Edge, BUT...theres something genuine about her On-Screen, Red Carpet, Live Interview, persona that I really get into.

Mega Producer:

WILL.I.AM

with

TILA TEQUILLA

I do, indeed, WISH that More individuals would have paid attention to WILL.I.AM's last project. The CD was released last fall, and flopped, miserably. Still, I am riding around town, listening to a good 6 or 7 tracks from the Project.

STEVE-O

Im Kinda Diggin this Shot. Im Clearly gonna Steal this Pose for All of My Cali Photos.

SHANNA MOAKLER

Awe...Well, at least She's STILL Trying...

Its HARD to remain RELEVANT in HOLLYWOOD

The PUSSYCAT DOLLS

Is Nicole Pregnant? Look at the Ways in Which her Blue Dress Fits and Falls around her Tummy.

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

Monday, December 31, 2007

The Celebrity Pre New Year SIN.Sation

TYSON BECKFORD

Tyson looks Damn GOOD for 37, Dont He?...NOT that 37 is All that OLD. He's in Miami this Weekend for a Brand New Club Opening. Im SURE that He'll be Spending his New Years with Some LUCKY Dude~

JAY Z

Las Vegas


Beyonce, Solange, Mary J. Blige, and Other Celebrity A-Listers turned Out for the Opening of Jays NEW 40/40 Club, which is a Sports Bar and Lounge, located inside of The Palazzo Hotel.

I MUST SAY that I do NOT like Beyonces Hair or MakeUp. She looks Very Drag Queenish this Evening.

On the Contrast, Mary's Body is REALLY Coming Together. She looks AMAZING, and has for a GOOD While Now; Circa 2005-Present...VERY Classy and Sophisticated.

MARIAH CAREY

Aspen, Colorado

Meanwhile, Mariah is STILL in Aspen this Weekend, Celebrating the Holiday with Friends and Family Members. I HATE the fact that She Dresses her Dog in Outfits to MATCH Hers. Its PROBABLY the ONLY or MAIN reason WHY she even bought the Bitch.

I was HOPING that Mariahs FIRST SINGLE from the NEW, Anticipated Album would DROP this Holiday Season. MAYBE Ill Hear it sometime 2Nite~

We LOVE Brody Jenner!

Kevin Federline, Brody Jenner(So Adorable) and their Buddy, Frankie DelGado?, Participated in The NYE Weekend at The LAX NightClub in Las Vegas. Seems like EVERYONE is in VEGAS this Weekend!

I WONDER IF Mischa Barton will Show Up to STILL Host Her Party, DESPITE the DUI Arrest and Drug Posession Charges? Hmmm...

2008 is Only 14 Hours Away!

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

Friday, December 14, 2007

Thank God Its Friday!

CHINGY
BRODY JENNER
Some College FootBall Team
Mr. REGGIE BUSH
I So Do NOT Feel Like going to Work TODAY...at All! But...in the Meantime, as I Decide Xactly How LATE Im going to Show Up, Heres a Lil Eye Candy for ALL of US to Enjoy*
YUMMERS!
'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~