Showing posts with label Victoria Beckham. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Victoria Beckham. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Proud Parents EXPECT EXPLOIT.ation

Celebrity Children XPLOITED!...
by their Own Celebrity Parents

With the recent births of CelebuSPAWN Twins, KNOX LEON and VIVIENNE MARCHELINE, International Celebrities and Power-Couple, ANGELINA JOLIE & BRAD PITT, have already made a 7 Figure Deal with a Major, American Magazine to Sell their FIRST, Baby Photos.

Though the Official Publication has not yet been released to the Press, I am a little taken aback by the simple, and yet, SERIOUS notions that surround Celebrity Mothers and Fathers, SELLING photos of their children. Honestly, I could care LESS about the 'Moral-Factors' that surround these Bids and Sales of 'First Baby Pics'. For me, its the idea that the MORE these children are Xposed in the Mainstream Media, the HIGHER their ransom rates rise, as potential predators, criminals and kidnappers, Plot and Plan their next, Thin-Line, Snatch and Escape plan.


Though MANY Celebrities and HollyWood Stars will ARGUE the 'Reasoning' that IF they Sell the photos of their children to Major, Magazine and Periodical Companies, it eliviates a Lot of the Media attention and aggressive, Paparazzi Chase Antics, I will have to Disagree.

Paparazzi make their Meal Ticket and Home Mortgage Money from the $10,000, $25,000 and $45,000+ Payments that they receive from One SINGLE Photo, purchased by TMZ.COM, US WEEKLY, PEOPLE and the other Newsstand Heavyweights. As a result, IF OKAY Magazine has bought the rights for the 1st Photo Publication of a Celebrity child, and a random Paparazzi Photographer is able to garner the photos, himself, prior to the publication release, he, all-of-a-sudden becomes a Millionaire. WHY?...because Other Magazines and Online, WebMasters are going to pay TOP DOLLAR, as to either Outbid the current Publication, or to be able to own the title of being the FIRST to publish the photos.

These photographers will do ANYTHING Necessary to capture even a glimpse of the Mother holding the child, and/or the Father pushing the child in a stroller. The child is in a level of detrimental danger, as are the hired staff of the Celebrity Couple.


Celebrities like Kimora Lee Simmons, Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, as well as Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, spend Hundreds of Thousands of dollars on beefed up security patrols, STRICTLY to guard their children. A LARGE reason for these safety precautions is the FACT that Many of these Celebs have Saturated the Image of their child/children in the Eye of the Public, and their children, at ages younger than pre-school qualification, have become just as Infamous and Iconic as their parents. Its SCARY, to say the least.
MANY Celebrity children shy away from the Spotlight that has engulfed their Famous parents, as they have become older. Its unfortunate, however, for their sake, that their parents have not allowed them the opportunity to CHOOSE their fate.


LP!

[Laughing Profusely]

Look at Victoria with the Adorable Beckham Boys
She is Sooo Gonna be the Mother Who Sleeps with their Friends.
JOKING!...Sorta...

By The Way:

Am I the ONLY One Who HATES the Names Celebrities give their Children?

MATILDA [Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams]

MAX [Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman]

HAZEL & IGNACEOUS [Julia Roberts]

VIOLET [Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gradner]

The Horrid List just Goes On and On...

[...but I HAVE to Go to Work...]

'Knowledge and Artistry ABOVE My own VANITY' [Xem; July 2008]

'Im Drenched in Love and Showered by Support'[Xem; April 2008]

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'[Xem; August, 2007]

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

SUPERHEROES: Fashion and Fantasy

The 2008 MetroPolitan Museum of Art
Costume Institute Gala
'SUPERHEROES'
[Fashion and Fantasy]
New York, NY
Yea...Yea...I KNOW I Should have had these Photos Posted when My Source FIRST Delivered them, Late Monday Night. HOWEVER, I was Up LATE Digitizing and Editing the Pictures of The Bruce Khan Photo Shoot from Sunday. So...Im JUST getting around to these, and Im Still NOT Done Bruce. UGH! Nevertheless... ENJOY The Damn Photos. STOP Giving Me such Hassle People. HA*

I Watch the Live Red Carpet of this Gala, just about Every Year. No...Im Lying. HOWEVER, I Do actually Pay Attention to the Footage and SnapShots that are released of this Annual Costume Gala. The Editor and Chief of Vogue Magazine; the Original DEVIL WHO WEARS PRADA, is the Creative Director, Organizer and Host of this Lavish Spectacle. Shes Posted as the FINAL Shot in this XCLusive~


My FAVORITE of The Evening:

EVA LONGORIA

The Beautiful BECKHAM Duo

LOVE THIS!:

CHRISTINA RICCI

NOT Enjoying ANYTHING about THIS:

BEYONCE'

NO Comment:
KATIE HOLMES & TOM CRUISE

From the Neck Down:

MARY J. BLIGE

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

with

Dolce & Gabbana

Dress and Hair do NOTHING for her Beautiful Body and Features

KIMORA LEE SIMMONS

Umm...

GISELLE

FERGIE
Very Chic. I Likesy...

JENNIFER LOPEZ & MARC ANTHONY

Im just Not Convinced...

MISCHA BARTON

The WORST Ive Seriously EVER Seen Her on a Red Carpet

I Think Shes Stellar,

...and for the LIFE of Me, I Can NOT Think of Her Name right NOW...

OMG*!

EMILY ROSSUM

DAVID BOWIE & IMAN
Miss. THANDIE NEWTON

ZOE KRAVITZ!
Lenny & Lisa's CELEB.U.SPAWN
[I have LOVED Her since She was a Baby]

The Wintour Witch



'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

From COVER-2-COVER

MARY J. BLIGE
January 2007 Edition

Keira Knightley

British Elle Magazine

January, 2008 Edition

Victoria Beckham

American Elle Magazine

January 2008 Edition

I DONT Really Care Too Much for Jessica Alba. I Just Needed 10 Photos for this Particular Post, and My Sources havent Provided Me with Many New Magazine Covers to Choose from. I also REFUSE to Use My Last Hour of being Awake Tonight, SCANNING All of My New Magazine Covers. NO SIR!...and NO MAM as well! I Dont Feel Well either...

HOWEVER, Looking at These Shots (BELOW)...Are a System Pick Me Up~

BETTER than NYQUIL...

Mister Terrell Owens

Voted NFL's BEST PHYSIQUE

January 2008 Edition




...I Totally Cast My Vote for Him...TWICE~


'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

Saturday, November 17, 2007

The 2007 *Victoria Secret Fashion Show*

The 2007 Victoria Secret Fashion Show
New York, NY

Thursday, November 15, 2007
Airing Pre-Recorded

on

CBS

December 4, 2007


The Ultimate Return

of

The Spice Girls

...as if Anyone Truly Cares...

...tho VICTORIA and MELANIE
look SIN.Sational!
The 2007 Victoria Secret Fashion Show


Eva Longoria
Lauren Conrad
Hayden Panattiere

Peformance by WILL.I.AM;
Replacing KANYE WEST in Due Part to the Loss of His Mother

Tune In...
DECEMBER 4, 2007
CBS


'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~