Man of The Moment: MARIO LOPEZ

PEOPLE MAGAZINE

Presents

HOT 2008 Bachelors

Mario Lopez, in all of his AB-Licious Glory, was selected as People Magazines 2008 #1 Bachelor. As a result, the Editorial team decided to Spotlight Mario in a Series of Photographs, mocking some of the Iconic Poses of Yesteryear. Amongst these Iconic Poses, is the 1970-ish, Cosmopolitan, BearSkin rug Portrait, made famous by that era's Hunk-to-be-Desired, Mr. Burt Reynolds....

No One Can Mess with Mario and his Calvins...

...aside from Marky Mark!

Remember when Marky Mark was that 'White Boy'-'Bad Boy'?

Yea...He CLEARLY OutRanks Mario in his 1990 Calvin Pin-Up.

I dont think ANYONE will FORGET the Infamous, Hitch-Hiker role that made Brad Pitt a Household Name, ESPECIALLY amongst the women of America. Playing alongside Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon, in one of films most poignant Femme Fatale Pictures, THELMA and LOUISE, Brad's character imitates the process by which he uses to rob banks. I think this is probably the ONLY time I actually looked at Brad and saw him in the Same Illustrious light as 'Everyone Else' seems to...

These ABS have Got to be PhotoShopped On.

Mario recreated Christopher Atkins in THE BLUE LAGOON...

Mario Definitely WINS this Bout.

...and FINALLY...Mario is Photographed, Mocking Richard Gere's Infamous role in the 1980 era's Classic, AMERICAN GIGOLO. Richard Gere has never captivated my attention in the ways in which he seems to captivate the Hearts and Physical Longings of so MANY Others...

I give my Vote to Mario, once again, as the Winner of this ReMade, American Pictorial.

BONUS SHOTS:

MARIO LOPEZ

aka

A.C. Slater

[LMAO!]

Dont We just LOVE 'Saved By The Bell'?

Mario recently passed up a $200,000.00 offer to pose NUDE for PlayGirl Magazine. I guess posing Nude for a Centerfold piece could do More Damage to his Career, than it would help. HOWEVER, I Think that I would definitely purchase the Issue, for its SURE to be one of the Mags fastest selling. Mario has quite a bit to SHOW...

Mario is currently STARRING on Broadway in the stage reprise of 'The Chorus Line'. I watched the film when I was 11 or 12 years old, having NO CLUE as to the following that the picture had already garnered.

......The Money $HOT......

'Im Showered by Support and Drenched in Love'[Xem; April 2008]

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'[Xem; August, 2007]

The Stars Set Sail and Jet Away on Vacation

BEYONCE and JAY Z

Celebrating Jays 40-2 Years BirthDay

PARIS, FRANCE

BeYonce Looks XQUISITE. Everytime I start getting SICK of Seeing Her or Hearing about Her, She goes and Pulls a Look or Sound or Aura Together, which Sends Me to the Heavens.

ENTENGERE'/MAGNIFIQUE!...

I DONT SEE IT! I Guess its HIS Power, Money and MEAT (ABOVE) That Keeps her Intrigued?

She is EPITOMIZING Style, Class, Poise and Decorum right Here as She Steps Out of her Escorted Escalade en route to Dinner at Paris' Chateau EverLanze' Restaurant.

Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh...The GOOD LIFE~

MARIO LOPEZ

Punta Mita, Mexico

...and His Lil Girlfriend Too; Karina Smirnoff

The Dancing With The Stars Chic

I Hope that My Next Long Term Takes Me Away on Water Ski and Snorkeling Vacations. Meanwhile, Sipping Coronoas on Our Deep Deck Rental Boats, and Basking in the Glow of Our Love aboard Ship...Will be ALL that I Need in 2008~

This is XACTLY WHY Mario Gets Our VOTE!

ORLANDO BLOOM

Nepal

Apparently, this wasnt ALL a Pleasure Trip for Orlando. He's here on some type of Expedition for UNICEF. Ever Since His Drunken, HIT-and-RUN in Los Angeles, a Month or Two Ago, Homeboi has been laying Low, Focusing upon his 'World Service' Ventures.

Celebrities are ALL So FULL of SHIT!...Its Damn Near Ridiculous~

...but...We absolutely LOVE and ADORE Orlando; for Many Reasons...Most of Which have NOTHING to Do with his On-Screen Talents. LMAO*...

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~