525 MILLION Dollar$ at $TAKE...

MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE DIVORCE

...after Spending 7 and 1/2 Years as Husband and Wife...

In Hollywood, 3 Years of Marriage is considered Phenomenol. 5-7 Years of Marriage is considered IconShip, and anything thereafter is just UnHeard of. Meanwhile, Madonna Cicone and Filmmaker, Guy Ritchie have been dodging SplitsVille Rumors since January of 2008. Yesterday, Spokespersons for both parties CONFIRMED the Seperation.

Upon ALL of the OTHER issues that plagued the couple, Madonna was looking to ADOPT another child from a foreign country, and Guy just wasnt interested. He isnt trying to build the 6 Member clan that Brad and Angelina have managed to do over the past few years. I DONT BLAME HIM! Guy is almost ten years YOUNGER than Madonna, anyways. They share a son, Rocco, along with Madonnas 12 year old daughter, Lourdes, and their African son, David.

As the couple will soon be battling it out as to who gets to keep the Homes in London, Los Angeles, New York and the 1200-acre retreat in Wiltshire, England, they must also decide how to split the $525 Million Dollars that they are securely worth.

...and Out of that $525 Mil, $490 of it belongs to Miss. Madonna. HOT!

Whats REALLY The 'ISSUE'?

JANET CANCELS 5 SHOWS TO DATE!

Last Monday, September 29, 2008, Janet Jackson was RUSHED to the hospital in Montreal.

As I signed Online that day and saw the Caption plastered across My Yahoo Homepage, I HONESTLY did NOT even read the article. With Janet, as with the 'Others', theres ALWAYS 'Something' that prevents them from Performing ALL of their Scheduled dates.

As of Saturday, Janet had abruptly CANCELED her Greensboro, North Carolina showcase, following the Cancelations of last Wednesday and Thursdays performances in Boston and Philadelphia. Last night, fans in Atlanta, were made aware, ahead of time that the show would NOT go on, as fans in Fort Lauderdale, FL, have also been forewarned that Tomorrow Nights show is also a NO-GO.

As far as I am Concerned, this is NOT a case of Vertigo, nor is Janet Pregnant. Janet is DEPRESSED, and feeling the Pressures of completing this tour, AGAINST her own desires.

Imagine being an ICON of the music industry, whose past three, Full-Fledged, Studio LP's have each FLOPPED; barely pushing platinum status...

Imagine being once upon a time married to a man, for nine years, who claimed to be the CREATIVE MASTERMIND behind ALL of your Concert Themes, Costumes, Lyrics, Photo LayOuts, Album Titles, etc...and for you to NOT garner the same levels of Success WITHOUT HIM; as you did WHEN you were married to him. HMPH!

Janet has become VERY pedestrian over the years. There was once a time where Janet was rarely EVER seen in the public eye. It use to be a BIG DEAL to see Janet walk onto an awards stage, or make an appearance at any type of industry event. Now, to see Janet, trolliping alongside Jermaine Dupree, is just NO Longer Special. She has become as Everyday and Mundane as the Cast Members from 'Girlfriends', 'The Game', or anyone else of network TV. Her appeal is as B-Listed as the artists and musicians whose record deals fall Under the Urban, Umbrella music companies. Janets appearances amongst industry events have also become as frequent and NECESSARY to her relevancy as Reality Television Stars who make Cameos at ANYWHERE they possibly can, to garner five more minutes of Press.

Janet has LOST that 'ICON.Ship', and has become Too Accessible.

Janet NEEDS to LEAVE Jermaine Dupree alone, in regards to her Artistic Decisions. She needs to Fall-Back for two years, and RETURN to the Innovative, POP Sound that framed the most Poignant years of her career. All of this Urban-Mainstream, Secular Sound, is NOT Signature of Janets Poise, Decorum or Style. The music is Stifling, and it doesnt warrant Success.

Mariah can barely push units at this point. The formula is TIRED.

MAYBE Janet is Pregnant. Personally, I just feel that She is DEPRESSED and UnSure as to HOW to salvage her career. She does NOT Want to engage in this Tour, and I DONT Blame her. She felt PRESSURED to continue Promoting herself to the Masses. No One is interested in hearing the Tracks from her past three albums; hence her having to Saturate her showcase with the singles ranging from 1986-2001.

Its as if 2002-Present is simply Irrelevant.

RENEE ELEZONDO was OBVIOUSLY Telling the Truth. I BELIEVE HIM. He was the ONE creatively concaucting the Themes, Concepts and BluePrints that framed Janets Ultimate Levels of Success between 1991 and 2000.

Just WAIT until Yall find Out that BEYONCE has a Ghost-Creator in her Camp too!

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'[Xem; August, 2007]

Ri.Damn.Diculous! [Cant Ignore AnyMore...]

I WISH it REALLY were a RUMOR...

How RiDamnDiculous is it to get MARRIED to 'SomeRandomOne' who you've Only been DATING for SIX Freakn Weeks?!

SERIOUSLY...

It does NOT Make ANY Real Sense, to ME or to ANYONE ELSE, Whose Parents and Family did a Damn Good Job of TEACHING and RAISING them to be ALONE withOUT feeling LONELY. There is a Supreme Difference between the two, and I SERIOUSLY DONT think that People TRULY Understand or Accept the Seperation.

I have TRIED over the past few weeks to IGNORE this MADNESS. I have TRIED to Pretend as if this ENTIRE Fiasco was just some Hoax that had been Created & Concaucted for an MTV Reality Series, or to even Booster Mariah's Fledgling Album Sales, as E=MC2 has NOT delivered the Weekly Numbers that She and her Camp were Xpecting, following the First Week Release. UNFORTUNATELY, ALL of this MayHem and Ridi.Cu.Losity is FOR REAL, and Mariah has gone off and MARRIED None Other Than, NICK CANNON.

WoW~...Mariah...

Apparently, the nuptials took place in the Bahamas, Weeks Ago, where Mariah has recently purchased a Multi-Million Dollar Home. The ceremony was attended by a very Small group of Individuals, none of whom, if Im recalling accurately, included Nick's Family or Friends. This is just INSANE to Me. Mariah is JUST getting out of a Three YEAR relationship with some Music Biz Mogul.

She has ONLY been Single since JANUARY of THIS YEAR!

Do People REALLY NOT 'Get the Fact' that WHEN You are Only SINGLE for 6 Months to a Year, AFTER getting OUT of a Serious, Long Term Relationship, it is NOT Real 'LOVE & CONNECTION' that You're feeling when you meet this New, Random Individual? The feeling is called VULNERABILITY, and its an Intense feeling that Draws Individuals Close to Other People, Situations and Circumstances; that Under MOST Circumstances, they would USUALLY Ignore, COMPLETELY!

Am I the ONLY Person Who Sees the DAMAGE and HUGE Waiste of Time that this Fiasco is going to Cause within the Next 3-6 Months? Am I the ONLY Person Who Feels that Mariah has Made One of the Silliest Decisions of her 38 Year Old Life?

WHERE ARE HER FRIENDS right Now?

If this is REALLY the Case, I could be Married Once Every Three Months Too, AFTER Knowing SomeRandomOne for SIX Freakn Weeks.

Ri.Damn.Diculous!

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

Im Just Saying...

I KNOW that Bow Wow has a GOOD TIME with ALL of THAT

[Above]

Thank Heaven for Dress Pants and Sweats!
So, Im Sayin Tho?...SeXy Can I?

[LMAO!]

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

Its a GodDamn SHAME!

Britney's 16 Year Old Sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is 5 Months PREGNANT!

So, Meanwhile, the World is All a-Buzz that Britney is PREGNANT with her 3rd Child, and its ACTUALLY her Younger Sister, Jamie Lynn, Who is bearing the UnBorn Child, of her 19 Year Old, Ex BoyFriend, CASEY ALDRIDGE.

Like, SERIOUSLY, Lynn Spears Will NOT be saying the Blessing this Year at The Family Table, during Xmas. She is DEFINITELY in the running for a Write-In Oscar Award; Best Leading Performance by a MoM Who has Failed at her Main Lifes Task.

...and Can You BELIEVE that she actually 'HAD' a Book being released in April 2008, all about HOW to raise Children, Parenting Skills, and bringing up High Profile Children in a Low Profile, Economic Environment? Yea...NeedLess to Say, THOMAS NELSON Publishing has DEFINITELY put a HALT on the Books Release, Indefinitely.

Britneys Father, reportedly, is EXTREMELY Sad and Depressed at this Point. Hes BLAMING Lynn for Accepting One Million Dollars from US Weekly and OK Magazines, for the Official Rights to Jamie Lynn's First Baby Photos. She is DUE in April of 2008. Lynn is STILL estranged from Britney, but was ALSO the One responsible for ALLOWING Jamie Lynn to Visit with Britney, UnSupervised, in Previous Months. Only the LORD KNOWS what their Conversations and 'Girls at Home' Sessions, consisted of. This is SADDENING~

However, Where was Jaime Spears(The Father), when his Youngest Daughter was ALLOWED to LIVE with her 19 Year Old BoyFriend?

Thats Rather RIDICULOUS!

I Mean, I work with Emotionally Disturbed Children, Everyday of My Life, and I witness, Firsthand, the Struggles and Degradations of these Broken Homes. Im NOT Naive to the Reality of Societal Discord. HOWEVER, When One Daughter has COMPLETELY Flipped, Tossed, Stumbled and Flown from the Deep End, HEAD FIRST, Dont you then, as PARENTS, Focus MORE of Your Time and Attention upon the Younger Siblings? UGH~

At Least Solange(BeYonces Younger Sister), was 18 When She Married and had her Son, DANIEL. The Spears Family, has Single Handedly, Given the PaPaRazzi and Press, a Xmas Gift that Exceeds ANYTHING that they could have Possibly asked for from Santa. Jamie Lynn is NOT going to have a Moments Rest for the Next Few YEARS of her Life! They are going to Eat this Story Up ALIVE! Im about to Check My Sources and ReSources to Possibly get Video Footage~

You KNOW that Britney is PISSED AS SHIT that KEVIN FEDERLINE Knew ALL about this Scandal, WEEKS before She JUST found Out! ...and Shes OUT, SHOPPING, as We Speak and Blog...

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~