Showing posts with label Reality Programming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reality Programming. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Though He's a Cutie...Its STILL a FLOP

BROMANCE
starring
Socialite, BRODY JENNER
Only 963,000 Viewers Tuned In
Though Brody Jenner is indeed one of the most attractive and appealing Socialites amongst the Hollywood Circuit, and The Underground Billionaire Boys Club, he still hasnt managed to garner a core, television audience. As his 2006 showcase, Prince's of Malibu was abruptly CANCELED in due part to Poor Viewership, it seems that his newest Reality Launch may be headed in the SAME direction.

The series' six episodes center around nine contestants vying for Jenner's friendship, or so they think.
"They thought the prize was just our friendship, but during the course of the show they find out that they get to win [a lease on] my place in downtown L.A.," Jenner says.
Until then, they're shacking up in a disgusting Frat house. "When we first met them, some of the guys were naked, and you don't even want to know what else. I was like 'put some clothes on!'" he says.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Very HAPPY!...[I Told You So]

My FAVORITE:
DAVID COOK
Wins AMERICAN IDOL 7
I told You All MONTHS ago that the Raspy-Voiced Rocker, DAVID COOK, was going to Take the Title this Year; and that was ONLY after watching Two of this Seasons Episodes. His Vocal Style, Pitch, Bravado and Natural Stage Aura, totally makes him the PERFECT American idol Winner, as well as the Next, Perfect, Music Industry STAR. What David Cook shall bring to the American Idol roster, is a Young Man whose Talents, Poise, Decorum and Raw Singing ability, captures the rare essense of SuperStardom. I could NEVER see David Archuletta selling Million$ upon Million$ of Albums, the SAME Ways in which I KNEW that Jordin Sparks wasnt going to Appeal to the Mass Public.
Mainstream America just isnt into that 'Cookie-Cutter'...Teen/Tween, Innocent to the Rotten Core, routine. Its LAME. David Archuletta is too Young, and too Cutesy-Gay. The media would have had a Field Day with Him, His Overbearing Stage Father, as well as David Archuletta's Closeted Sexuality. I KNOW A GAY DUDE WHEN I SEE ONE. It doesnt matter that David Archuletta is Gay, Im simply stating that with ALL of his Candy Apple Youth, as well as the Father too, he is NOT ready to handle the Media Pressure.
David Cook is a MAN. I CAN see Myself actually purchasing his Album, and ENJOYING his Singles this Fall 2008 and/or Winter 2009. I KNOW that he is going to be the FIRST, MALE Winner, in a LONG Time, to Prove the Stature and Caliber of an American idol Star.
Im Soooo XCITED for David right Now. Had Archuletta Won, I PROMISE that I would have NEVER watched another Episode or another Season.
Im DEAD SERIOUS.
'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Real World '20' [Believe It or NOT]: HollyWood

Real World XX:
HOLLYWOOD
Wednesday Nights
MTV
10pm

YES, Socialites and Celeb.u.Tantes, BELIEVE IT or NOT, The Real World has been On the Fuckn Air since the 1991-1992 Television Season. I, However, have NOT Watched a Single Season, Since the 2001-2002 Television Season. For some reason, I was actually sitting in front of My television, last Weekend, and as Im going through the Recorded list on My DVR, I Notice that The Season Premiere of REAL WORLD: HOLLYWOOD had been SAVED. I Didnt Remember Recording the Program, at all, but...with No immediate Plans, Due Dates, or Desires to Move from My bed, I WATCHED the One Hour Episode. I Really Got into it, Needless to Say; hence Me Giving This Season some Free Publicity here at EMERALD EYE ENTERTAINMENT.

I WILL be Tuned in, just about Every Wednesday Night that I am actually HOME and Awake to See the Showcase. I THINK this WILL be the 1st Season, in 4ever, that I ACTUALLY Put Forth the Effort to Watch, Analyze and Enjoy Every Episode from Now, Until the Finale.

I STILL MISS the 1999 Cast of Real World: HAWAII. OMG*

I Sooo Miss TEK and RUTHIE!

WILL [My Crush]

Aside from Will's Physical Appeal, as far as I am concerned, Im already Diggin his Energy and his Vibe. I Dont Care that He's Flirtn with Sarah, aside from the FACT that he Blatantly KNOWS that She is in a relationship. Ive been Cheated On BEFORE, and for that reason, I NEVER hold high regards for People Who CHEAT on their Lovers, or for the 'OTHER PERSON' Who goes along with the Affair, KNOWING there is a Present Relationship. On the Contrary, WILL wants to be a Music Producer, and even Dabbles in Performance. He earns Xtra Points with Me for his Artistic Drive. Ive ALWAYS been Attracted to Other Artists and Performers.

He's Pretty Stellar, ASIDE from his Jeans. UGH*...You'll SEE What I Mean...

LP!

[Laughing Profusely]

GREG

He was chosen from the Internet, as the 7th, Voted in, Cast Member. Im NOT Sure HOW this New Lil System Works. However, I HATE IT, and Im SURE they will NEVER Pull this Same Stunt, again. GREG is One of the Youngest of the Group, and XTREMELY Pompous, Arrogant, Uppity and Weird, to say the least. I UNDERSTAND Him COMPLETELY, as it pertains to his Attitude of NOT Wanting to be around the Other Roommates, on a Regular basis. He and I are VERY ALIKE in that Sense. He is a Loner, of sorts, and doesnt necessarily NEED the physical Comforts of Strangers or People He Knows Closely, in order to be Secure. Its Cool for Him. I just WISH that he would Tone Down his 'Im Too SeXy for My Silk Robe' Routine. UGH*

JOEY

I Like His Lil Swagga. He's a Personal Trainer, and aspires to be an Actor. Very CLICHE', but that's his Story. We can already see that JOEY has Major Anger Issues, as they WILL be Highlighted and Disected as the Season is Unveiled.

DAVID
Theres NOTHING really Stand-Out about David, at this Point. He's Very Cool with KIMBERLY; BELOW (with the Blonde Hair).
Maybe He will Say or Do Something 2nite to Force Me to Pay Xtra Attention to Him.
As for Now...BLAH*

REAL WORLD XX:

HOLLYWOOD

BRIANNA

I Dont Know. Aside from the Fact that She's a Stripper/'Former Stripper' from Philly, and is facing Assault Charges, for Attacking her White X-Boyfriend, Umm...Im Not Sure How I Feel?

...I DONT KNOW 'IF' I Like this Chick or Not. She DOES Appear to be Very Kind-Hearted and Sweet Natured, UNTIL She is Set Off. This case is VERY Similar to Most of Us, So...Who am I to Judge? I Just Know that already, She is Kissin and Cuddlin with JOEY, After he Reached Out to Her as a result of her Phone Argument with the Dredded Ex, and CourtHouse of Philadelphia, PA Conversation. Shes STILL very VULNERABLE right NOW!

I'm Not Sure IF her Eyes are Real(The Color), BUT...I Dont Particularly Care for her Physical Appearance. Maybe its the Blonde Braids. Ill Decide 2nite.

KIMBERLY

BLAH! I Can Tell, just based on her comments about WILL; She 'Not Knowing that Attractive People could stem from the Slums, Ghettos and Dangerous Places of Detroit', that she's Very Sheltered and Naive to Great Xtents. Her Commentary is going to ANNOY Me on Nights when Im NOT in the Best Moods. Ill probably Laugh and Pity her on Nights where Im UP, and have decided to Watch with a Glass of Chardonnay in Hand.

SARAH

Shes in a Long Distance Relationship and Fresh Out of College. Shes already CHEATING on her BoyFriend, by Kissing and Flirting with WILL (Black Dude with Locks). I havent yet Figured Out her Angle, BUT...Shes Very Little 'Girlish' and Judgemental. She was Sooo Taken aback by BRIANNA's Assault Charge, and GREG's Desire to NOT have Female Friends. I Think Shes One of those People Who CANT Understand another Persons Way of Life or Decisions that DONT Necessarily Match her Own.

Either Way, this is going to be an INTERESTING Season of Real World; One that Will Polish My Wednesday Nights for the Remainder of this Spring Season, and Well into this Up and Coming Summer of 2008. I HOPE Many of You WILL TUNE IN, as so You'll Understand The Many Posts that Im SURE Ill be Distributing in reference to 2nites and FUTURE Episodes.

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Keeping Up with the KARDASHIANS: Blah!*

So...Okay...We All Know that Socialite and Fashion Designer/Boutique Owner,
KIM KarDashian, has been on My radar, ever since Her Sex Tape with QT Pie, Ray J. Norwood, was released to the Associated and International Press, in March, 2006.

Do any of you REMEMBER How I Hopped on this Scandal back in February; around My Birthday, when the Promotion for the LackLuster Video began? Me and Syrai made like 20 Copies of the Video, and Sent them to All of You Who Made Requests~

So...Anyways...I Think that Kim is So Amazingly Gorgeous, and Her Body is just SIN.Sational, to say the Least. Its NOT as if I Want to Climb All On Top of Her...BUT...Shes H-O-T*

Kim and Her Sisters have a REALITY Show, airing Tomorrow on E! at 10:00pm~
'KEEPING UP with the KarDashians', I believe?, is Executively Produced by Ryan Seacrest?

I will PROBABLY Watch the 1st and 2nd Episode, and Lose Interest, as I do with ALL of the New Reality Shows that Hit the Airwaves.

Personally, I THINK that OUR Lives are far MORE interesting and dynamic than 'Theirs'.

SERIOUSLY.

Kim is Still Gorgeous tho. I Live!



'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~