Showing posts with label Nicole Richie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nicole Richie. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Proud Parents EXPECT EXPLOIT.ation

Celebrity Children XPLOITED!...
by their Own Celebrity Parents

With the recent births of CelebuSPAWN Twins, KNOX LEON and VIVIENNE MARCHELINE, International Celebrities and Power-Couple, ANGELINA JOLIE & BRAD PITT, have already made a 7 Figure Deal with a Major, American Magazine to Sell their FIRST, Baby Photos.

Though the Official Publication has not yet been released to the Press, I am a little taken aback by the simple, and yet, SERIOUS notions that surround Celebrity Mothers and Fathers, SELLING photos of their children. Honestly, I could care LESS about the 'Moral-Factors' that surround these Bids and Sales of 'First Baby Pics'. For me, its the idea that the MORE these children are Xposed in the Mainstream Media, the HIGHER their ransom rates rise, as potential predators, criminals and kidnappers, Plot and Plan their next, Thin-Line, Snatch and Escape plan.


Though MANY Celebrities and HollyWood Stars will ARGUE the 'Reasoning' that IF they Sell the photos of their children to Major, Magazine and Periodical Companies, it eliviates a Lot of the Media attention and aggressive, Paparazzi Chase Antics, I will have to Disagree.

Paparazzi make their Meal Ticket and Home Mortgage Money from the $10,000, $25,000 and $45,000+ Payments that they receive from One SINGLE Photo, purchased by TMZ.COM, US WEEKLY, PEOPLE and the other Newsstand Heavyweights. As a result, IF OKAY Magazine has bought the rights for the 1st Photo Publication of a Celebrity child, and a random Paparazzi Photographer is able to garner the photos, himself, prior to the publication release, he, all-of-a-sudden becomes a Millionaire. WHY?...because Other Magazines and Online, WebMasters are going to pay TOP DOLLAR, as to either Outbid the current Publication, or to be able to own the title of being the FIRST to publish the photos.

These photographers will do ANYTHING Necessary to capture even a glimpse of the Mother holding the child, and/or the Father pushing the child in a stroller. The child is in a level of detrimental danger, as are the hired staff of the Celebrity Couple.


Celebrities like Kimora Lee Simmons, Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, as well as Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, spend Hundreds of Thousands of dollars on beefed up security patrols, STRICTLY to guard their children. A LARGE reason for these safety precautions is the FACT that Many of these Celebs have Saturated the Image of their child/children in the Eye of the Public, and their children, at ages younger than pre-school qualification, have become just as Infamous and Iconic as their parents. Its SCARY, to say the least.
MANY Celebrity children shy away from the Spotlight that has engulfed their Famous parents, as they have become older. Its unfortunate, however, for their sake, that their parents have not allowed them the opportunity to CHOOSE their fate.


LP!

[Laughing Profusely]

Look at Victoria with the Adorable Beckham Boys
She is Sooo Gonna be the Mother Who Sleeps with their Friends.
JOKING!...Sorta...

By The Way:

Am I the ONLY One Who HATES the Names Celebrities give their Children?

MATILDA [Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams]

MAX [Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman]

HAZEL & IGNACEOUS [Julia Roberts]

VIOLET [Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gradner]

The Horrid List just Goes On and On...

[...but I HAVE to Go to Work...]

'Knowledge and Artistry ABOVE My own VANITY' [Xem; July 2008]

'Im Drenched in Love and Showered by Support'[Xem; April 2008]

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'[Xem; August, 2007]

Monday, February 11, 2008

The GRAMMY Goodie Bag

The Legendary
CLIVE DAVIS
Pre-Grammy Concert Soiree

Alicia Performs WRECKLESS LOVE to a Packed House;

The THIRD Single from Her 4x Platinum Album, AS I AM



ALICIA-RIHANNA & FERGIE


...and for Some UnAbashed Reason, ASHANTI is STILL Making Freakn Appearances.
Clive Davis Introduced his Most Recent Prodigee, LEONA LEWIS, to the Music Industry. EVERY YEAR, Clive uses his Pre-Grammy fete to Present his Latest Discovery to the World. Ive listened to her Performance, and I DO Enjoy What I Hear.


Pink Falls Out from The WoodWorks.

She is Toasted, Aint She?

I STILL LOVE PINK.

That 2001 MISUNDASTOOD Album is such a Musical CLASSIC.

ASHLEE SIMPSON

with BoyFriend

PETE WEINTZ or WEITZ or WHATEVER...

The Parents of HARLOW are already Making Cameo, Industry Appearances.

NO MAM!
Fantasia looks as if Shes Singing her Heart Out.
BUT....
[I Dont even NEED to Say it, Do I Ladies and Gentlemen?]

Awe...My LINDSAY Stepped Out in a Dress that isnt BLACK, for Godssake!

NIA LONG, SANAA LATHAN and JANET JACKSON are Giving Me EVERYTHING I Want in this GRAMMY 2008 Goodie Bag~


The GRAMMY AWARD Red Carpet

Sunday, February 10, 2008

JAY Z


MISS. BEYONCE
[Im NOT Too Sure How I Feel about it]

NEYO

[Totally Diggin The Hat, Shoes, Suit and Shades]


NO MAM!

Rihanna has been Giving Us a Lil Better than This Since Last Summer.

Umm...Maybe She Picked this One Out on her Very Own?

Mr. JOHN LEGEND


FERGIE

[Looks SIN.Sational. So Overrated]

LUDA
KEYSHIA COLE
I am VERY Surprised that She Looks So Lovely and Classy.
I LOVE The Black Hair, though I WISH to God that She would have those Tatooes
REMOVED PERMANANTLY!

GRAMMY's Meet CIRCUS TOP

[Above and Below]

I DO NOT Forgive Chris Brown or Fantasia for this NonSense


Musiq SoulChild

Casual-Chic

[I Can Dig It]




'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Tuesday Night CRAM Session

MISS. KIM KARDASHIAN

ALWAYS Looking the PART, Miss. Kardashian and Her Yummers of a BoyFriend, NFL Star, REGGIE BUSH, Were Photographed Leaving Club PRIVE', Where they Hosted a Monday Night Gala Event.

KIM Looks So SIN.Sational, as ALWAYS. I HOPE and PRAY to The Heavens that She and Reggie 'LEAK' a 'SEX TAPE'.

OoohLaLa~...and...~EntenGere'

ALYSSA MILANO


Remember this Brunette BEAUTY from One of Our FAVORITE Television Shows in the 80's and Early 90's; WHO'S THE BOSS? I Loved Her Character, SAM. Here She is, STILL as Gorgeous as ever, Selln it at The ROCKIN SKATE NHL ALL STAR GAME.


MISS. MARIAH

Look at This Bitch, as SeXy as She is Dainty and Ultra Feminine, Shopping for Jewelry at The VAN CLEEF & ARPELS Boutique on Rodeo Drive. Shes Giving Me EVERYTHING I Want on this Tuesday Night. I Too, Pour and Sip Champagne While Im walking around High End Retail Establishments, Buying New Goodies and GumDrops for Myself. LOL!



Celeb.u.Tante, NICOLE RICHIE

with

Her Rocker Beau, JOEL MADDEN

NICOLE Looks Absolutely AMAZING to have just given Birth to Baby HARLOW, Only 2 Weeks Ago.
...though its So damn OBVIOUS that these Shots were Set-Up. Like, Who gets this 'DONE' to ride around the Corner from their 3 Acre Estate, to Buy a Tall Cup of Mocha Chiko Harambi?

I Set-Up Shots with The PaPaRaZZi ALL of The Time. I KNOW a HOAX When I See One.

LP! [Laughing Profusely]

The GWEN STEFANI

Media reports are Indicating, TODAY, That Miss. GWEN STEFANI; The Music and Fashion ICON, is Preggers with Her Second Child. Her Father-In-Law is the Culprit Who Spilled the News to The Associated Press. Im HAPPY for GWEN and Her Husband, GAVIN. However, IF this DELAYS The New 'NO DOUBT' Album, Im gonna be Pretty Damn PISSED OFF!



'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~

Saturday, January 12, 2008

NICOLE RICHIE has a Baby Girl!~

Socialite and Celeb.u.Tante:
NICOLE RICHIE

Joel Madden and the Illustrious, Nicole Richie, Welcomed a 6 Pound Baby Girl Today. The Baby was born at Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles, and her Name is EVERYTHING in this WORLD!

Nicole and Joel named their Daughter,

HARLOW WINTER KATE MADDEN

I Freakn LOVE It!


CONGRATULATIONS NICOLE!

Harlow is going to be So SPOILED and So GORGEOUS (Hopefully)

Meanwhile, Christina Aguilera is ALSO at Cedars Sinai Hospital, and is RUMORED to have had her SON at 4:00pm Today as Well. Christinas People have NOT Released the Name or Birth Weight of She and Jordans Child, so thats WHY Nicole and Joel are receiving ALL of the Baby, Celeb.u.Spawn Press as of Now~


'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~