Thursday, October 16, 2008

525 MILLION Dollar$ at $TAKE...

MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE DIVORCE
...after Spending 7 and 1/2 Years as Husband and Wife...
In Hollywood, 3 Years of Marriage is considered Phenomenol. 5-7 Years of Marriage is considered IconShip, and anything thereafter is just UnHeard of. Meanwhile, Madonna Cicone and Filmmaker, Guy Ritchie have been dodging SplitsVille Rumors since January of 2008. Yesterday, Spokespersons for both parties CONFIRMED the Seperation.
Upon ALL of the OTHER issues that plagued the couple, Madonna was looking to ADOPT another child from a foreign country, and Guy just wasnt interested. He isnt trying to build the 6 Member clan that Brad and Angelina have managed to do over the past few years. I DONT BLAME HIM! Guy is almost ten years YOUNGER than Madonna, anyways. They share a son, Rocco, along with Madonnas 12 year old daughter, Lourdes, and their African son, David.
As the couple will soon be battling it out as to who gets to keep the Homes in London, Los Angeles, New York and the 1200-acre retreat in Wiltshire, England, they must also decide how to split the $525 Million Dollars that they are securely worth.
...and Out of that $525 Mil, $490 of it belongs to Miss. Madonna. HOT!

2 comments:

Darius T. Williams said...

Them is a lotta dollars!

Acoustic Soul said...

It's sad. I was hoping SOMEBODY would last. Well we still have Angela Bassett and Courtney B Vance going strong. Oh and let's not forget Dwayne Martin & Tisha Campbell.

Is Tichina Arnold married??