Too Too ANNOYED on a Thursday Evening*

BeYonce

The SamSung Experience Store

New York, NY

~TODAY~

Yall KNOW How ANNOYED I get from Musicians, Actors, Actresses and Other 'Industry Citizens' Who INSIST UPON Creating and Distributing their Own Fragrances, Clothing Lines, Hand Bags, Vitamin Water, etc.

Like, it just does something to My Equilibrium to be Bombarded with such a Plethora of Nonsense. These Talentless Wonders just Pump Out Product as Nonchalantly and Friviously as I Snap Photos. But...I Digress...

WHY in Heaven is it NECESSARY for Beyonce to Now have her Own Freakn CELL PHONE?

Like, this is for REAL. Today, this Chick Launched The 'B PHONE'. This Piece of Shit Phone has some 'Special Screen Saver', a Storage of Pix and Video Footage of Her, which Im SURE we've already seen PLASTERED across VH1, BET and MTV over the past 5 Years, and a Song that Beyonce sang when she was 10 Years Old. Umm...ARE THEY SERIOUS?*

I Checked My Sources, and Samsung REALLY IS Serious about this.

Like, Look....OMG* She Really Unveiled this Shit at The SamSung Experience Store, in New York, Today.

I DARE ANY OF YOU to Buy It. ENOUGH is ENOUGH! Can Beyonce PLEASE Sit Down, and be QUIET until November of 2008...at least. PLEASE!~



'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'~{Xem; August, 2007}~