Okay...NO...But SERIOUSLY; AMY WINO.HOUSE is in DESPERATE NEED of a Prayer and an Intervention. Do You SEE The Cocaine Spread about in BOTH of her Nostrils? The PaPaRaZZi Snapped these Shots of Amy Leaving her London Home, en route to a Night Out on the Town.
...and THIS is How Amy's Night ENDED. As You Can See, She is Spread about, Face Up, on the GROUND of All Places, Underneath the Gate of her Home...'Supposedly' Digging for her Damn keys. YEAH RIGHT~More Like, Diggin for her Hidden Stash~
IF Someone Does Not SERIOUSLY HELP Amy... FAST, She will NOT be ALIVE to attend the February 10th Grammy Awards, in order to accept at LEAST 3 WINS of her 6 Nominations. She is Soooo Xtremely Talented, and the drugs are gonna TARE Away at her Soulful Voice and Polished Vocal Chords.
I SERIOUSLY DONT Understand How TINA Knowles Allowed this Mixological MayHem to even Publicly take Place. I Mean, I DO, Indeed, have ISSUES with Tinas Style and Fashion Choices and Selections, BUT...to Watch Solange Leave her Home or Hotel Room, emblazonned in this Destined Catastrophe, Hits a New Low, even for The House of DARE-YOU-TO-WEAR~
This is Solange looking TERRIBLE at The People Magazine Grammy Kick Off Party; Last Night~
We LOVE Mary, and how Stylistically She has Grown and Matured over the Past 16 Years. She has looked AMAZING for the Past 2 Years or So, at Every Awards Show, Benefit Concert, Red Carpet Gala, and Industry Event.
HOWEVER, Departing her New York Hotel on Thursday afternoon, Umm...Shes just Doing Too MUCH! The Fur, The Scarf, The Boots, The Shades and The OverSized Bag? Umm...MAYBE IF She just Lost the Scarf...
...and I GUESS Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson can get away with Frolicking in Peru, in their Underwear, Together, because thats What White, 'Straight' Dudes Do to have Fun?
Its like a Fraternity Ritual, of Sorts.
I Mean...Owen doesnt look Half Bad in his Undies...Considering his recent Suicide attempt and All. BUT...Woody? Wasnt he ONCE UPON A TIME, in Pretty Good Shape?
WHAT HAPPENED?
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