Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Proud Parents EXPECT EXPLOIT.ation

Celebrity Children XPLOITED!...
by their Own Celebrity Parents

With the recent births of CelebuSPAWN Twins, KNOX LEON and VIVIENNE MARCHELINE, International Celebrities and Power-Couple, ANGELINA JOLIE & BRAD PITT, have already made a 7 Figure Deal with a Major, American Magazine to Sell their FIRST, Baby Photos.

Though the Official Publication has not yet been released to the Press, I am a little taken aback by the simple, and yet, SERIOUS notions that surround Celebrity Mothers and Fathers, SELLING photos of their children. Honestly, I could care LESS about the 'Moral-Factors' that surround these Bids and Sales of 'First Baby Pics'. For me, its the idea that the MORE these children are Xposed in the Mainstream Media, the HIGHER their ransom rates rise, as potential predators, criminals and kidnappers, Plot and Plan their next, Thin-Line, Snatch and Escape plan.


Though MANY Celebrities and HollyWood Stars will ARGUE the 'Reasoning' that IF they Sell the photos of their children to Major, Magazine and Periodical Companies, it eliviates a Lot of the Media attention and aggressive, Paparazzi Chase Antics, I will have to Disagree.

Paparazzi make their Meal Ticket and Home Mortgage Money from the $10,000, $25,000 and $45,000+ Payments that they receive from One SINGLE Photo, purchased by TMZ.COM, US WEEKLY, PEOPLE and the other Newsstand Heavyweights. As a result, IF OKAY Magazine has bought the rights for the 1st Photo Publication of a Celebrity child, and a random Paparazzi Photographer is able to garner the photos, himself, prior to the publication release, he, all-of-a-sudden becomes a Millionaire. WHY?...because Other Magazines and Online, WebMasters are going to pay TOP DOLLAR, as to either Outbid the current Publication, or to be able to own the title of being the FIRST to publish the photos.

These photographers will do ANYTHING Necessary to capture even a glimpse of the Mother holding the child, and/or the Father pushing the child in a stroller. The child is in a level of detrimental danger, as are the hired staff of the Celebrity Couple.


Celebrities like Kimora Lee Simmons, Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, as well as Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, spend Hundreds of Thousands of dollars on beefed up security patrols, STRICTLY to guard their children. A LARGE reason for these safety precautions is the FACT that Many of these Celebs have Saturated the Image of their child/children in the Eye of the Public, and their children, at ages younger than pre-school qualification, have become just as Infamous and Iconic as their parents. Its SCARY, to say the least.
MANY Celebrity children shy away from the Spotlight that has engulfed their Famous parents, as they have become older. Its unfortunate, however, for their sake, that their parents have not allowed them the opportunity to CHOOSE their fate.


LP!

[Laughing Profusely]

Look at Victoria with the Adorable Beckham Boys
She is Sooo Gonna be the Mother Who Sleeps with their Friends.
JOKING!...Sorta...

By The Way:

Am I the ONLY One Who HATES the Names Celebrities give their Children?

MATILDA [Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams]

MAX [Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman]

HAZEL & IGNACEOUS [Julia Roberts]

VIOLET [Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gradner]

The Horrid List just Goes On and On...

[...but I HAVE to Go to Work...]

'Knowledge and Artistry ABOVE My own VANITY' [Xem; July 2008]

'Im Drenched in Love and Showered by Support'[Xem; April 2008]

'Life Without Photographs are Moments that Never Happened'[Xem; August, 2007]

3 comments:

Darius T. Williams said...

LOL - ain't this just one mess?

Acoustic Soul said...

You forgot Apple LMAO!

deonte' k said...

Yes, some of these nanes they give those babies lol!